So was Walt Disney and everybody loves him. Well, I guess the people who were blacklisted from Hollywood by him don't think very much of him. I'm still amazed how long some people can hold a grudge!
I support deporting all illegal immigrants... who support Ron Paul. The rest of you can stay.
Yeah but he'll be dead soon so it all works out in the end.
Hilary/Scrambled Eggs in '08!
Ah yes, the bucket theory, the Achilles' heel of evolution supporters.
Yes, it takes a man to keep the Middle East peaceful and stable. A woman would just go in there and fuck up all the hard work men have done making Middle Eastern countries the happiest places on Earth.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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