Stop going to school naked.
That's just your cream filling.
Hey, I don't know about any of that, but you have fun with the great life you got going there.
You're a goon.
Oh God oh god oh god oh god oh god.
Don't feel bad. Chicks can say they are on their period and get out of P.E. I always wondered why some girls had year long periods.
Kick him in the balls I guess. That's what my mom told me when guys bothered me.
My cat had this and we took him to the vet. My advice is to go to the vet.
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Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
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