I don't know, take off your clothes?
Oh man I love cartoons. My favorite is Animaniacs!
Damn, calm down. You're just like my grandma at Christmas.
Yeah, you have The Force. It's called your tits.
I do, but only when I'm shooting ping pong balls out of my twat.
That's true, but it's fun to make fun of you too.
Read this story to the end! Trust me. It's kind of like the story Lowtax told when Fragmaster stole a chair from PlanetQuake.
It takes time for young people to find out who they are and what they want to do in life. In the meantime go ahead and strip for some extra spending money.
Something Awful is in the process of changing hands to a new owner. In the meantime we're pausing all updates and halting production on our propaganda comic partnership with Northrop Grumman.
Dear god this was an embarrassment to not only this site, but to all mankind
Yes, there are finally enough games for a new round of One Sentence Reviews
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