Submitted by Mark Lionell
The original song by Paul Simon may have been good, but this remix is practically a work of Art!
Someone better at least get a chuckle out of that stupid pun. Do you realize how hard it is to write jokes about fucking Paul Simon songs? Fuck you. Jesus Christ. Who submits this shit?
Games Workshop is looking for samples from aspiring Warhammer authors. Since my biggest dream in life is to have a book published, I put together this submission. Fingers crossed!
Levi Johnston confronts his own mortality and offers his support for a new candidate for president.
A sign proclaiming "BACTA: DA FUTURE" marks the town's medical clinic
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