Submitted by Paul Rice
"Goddamn it, Mom. Stop painting on my back, turn this stupid fucking song off and go cut those nappy-ass dreads off you dumb skank."
Critics Corner's Worst Comment Ever
"In actual fact.. I paused the video at 2:42 (Mmmm wow). Dammit - who would beÿ the tightest lightest firmest fit out the two? I bet there's easily 42.000 of those viewers that would ( his/her innocence away (yummy). The song sucks.. Nice butt though... Haha.. :D"
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!