Submitted by Paul Rice
"Goddamn it, Mom. Stop painting on my back, turn this stupid fucking song off and go cut those nappy-ass dreads off you dumb skank."
Critics Corner's Worst Comment Ever
"In actual fact.. I paused the video at 2:42 (Mmmm wow). Dammit - who would beÿ the tightest lightest firmest fit out the two? I bet there's easily 42.000 of those viewers that would ( his/her innocence away (yummy). The song sucks.. Nice butt though... Haha.. :D"
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!