I have owned exactly one (1) Dell Laptop in my life and this video is so accurate that it's giving me flashbacks like I was in Vietnam or something.
"I'm giving your dirty piece of shit video five stars because it blew my mind and my penis in waysÿ I've never been blown before."
"fuck pc's. i didnt have to say that. but i did. i have opinions that i like to express. more so, fuck pc users, fuck them alot. go suck bill gates' dick...in the ass.ÿ"
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!