Christ Dance

1 And it came to pass that Ray-Ray was throwing a block party to celebrate his baby mama birthday.

2 And Jesus came in to the midst of them that were dancing and spake spake, saying:

3 "Verily, I say unto thee, 'Those are some fresh fuckin' moves you got there, son. MeDAMN.'"

4 And lo did Jesus rep tha muthafuckin' West 43rd Praetorian Cohort Killaz.

5 Then Jesus said to His disciples: "Go forth and fetch up the finest herb that 10 score and 5 Shekels can buy,

6 for I am fresh out the pen and looking to get my smoke all the way on."

-Matthew 48:1-6

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