1 And it came to pass that Ray-Ray was throwing a block party to celebrate his baby mama birthday.
2 And Jesus came in to the midst of them that were dancing and spake spake, saying:
3 "Verily, I say unto thee, 'Those are some fresh fuckin' moves you got there, son. MeDAMN.'"
4 And lo did Jesus rep tha muthafuckin' West 43rd Praetorian Cohort Killaz.
5 Then Jesus said to His disciples: "Go forth and fetch up the finest herb that 10 score and 5 Shekels can buy,
6 for I am fresh out the pen and looking to get my smoke all the way on."
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!