Submitted by Emily Santer
As soul-crushingly creepy as it is, this video has one thing going for it that the last video didn't: when these guys shit in their pants, it doesn't make me want to shoot myself.
"Oh my... they are circumsized. Allah Forbid."
"i can c pixels not real"
"u could tell it's animated."
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