Submitted by Adam K.
Sometimes a video lends itself to having jokes written about it. sometimes just describing the video is enough, and sometimes I don't even have to do that much.
There literally is not a single thing about the guy who made this video's profile that isn't absolutely hilarious, so I'm just going to let him write my jokes for me:
"Just random videos ranging from retardedness to furries to just more random shit. But anyway you put it my vids will always be on YouTube. For your entertainment of coarse. So Enjoy.^^Name: WesleyHey, I'm Chris, but just call me by my fursona name, Wesley. My fursona is a meerkat with dark grey fur and purple horizontal stripes going down my back. I have black hair with purple highlights.City: Winston-Salem, NC
My best furfriends on here and in life are Steven (Meerkat123) who is a great person to know, he is also a meerkat fur and loves meerkats. Zeke (Scavenger48187) he is a black dragon and is a very nice dragon. You will probably find me playing on Xbox LIVE with him. He is also a very good person. Daniel (Coolbluelights) he is a Timon lover and also a great person to know. Daryl (Smartmeerkat1990) Another meerkat and Timon lover.
M33RK4T 4 L1F3
If you would like to reach me just send a message my way at Southernmeerkat@hotmail.com I also have a MSN Messenger account if you would like to chat sometime.
FURRY 4 LIF3 =^.^=
Hometown: Dandridge, TN
Country: United States
Occupation: Furry, member of TS71, pilot
Schools: Ledford Senior High
Companies: Tango-Sierra 71
Interests and Hobbies: I like being a Furry, Shooting my guns, Listening to music, Playing my guitar, Hanging out with friends, and being a hyper little meerkat.
Movies and Shows: Movies: all 3 Jurassic Park movies, Balto, Lion King, Shooter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Four Brothers, and many more. TV: Meerkat Manor, Deadliest Catch, Mythbusters, Headbangers Ball, South Park, Family Guy, ATHF.
Music: Heavy Metal, Southern Rock, Country, some Techno, And very little Rap. Lets just say I like anything with a good beat. Lamb of God, Slayer, Children of Bodom, Marshall Tucker Band, Fort Minor, Linkin Park, ICP, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Dragonforce, SOAD, I dont feel like putting any more down but yall get the idea of what I listen to.
Books: Meerkat Manor: Flower of the Kalahari, anything by Tom Clancy, both Jurassic Park novels.
This guy has single handedly redefined the word "failure". Let me go ahead and summarize why: He's a mush-mouthed, racist ("Them dayum ragheads"), hillbilly high school student that loves guns, ICP, Jurassic Park and thinks he's a meercat with purple stripes. He speaks out about people "hating on furries" while sitting in front of a "them durn yankees tooked away our rights to own us sum niggras" flag.
And his YouTube name is "gunlovingfurry".
Sometimes, the best jokes inexplicably survive birth and write themselves. I know I usually don't advocate leaving mean comments (as if that stops any of you), but since this guy is such a wonderful human being, make sure to leave him comments telling him what a special snowflake he is.
"Ignorant bastards? Look at what's on your wall, idiot. YIFF IN HELL FURFAG."
"Thats an ugly rag you got hangin on the wall there"
"Furries aren't a race you dipshit, and all the Arabs, or "ragheads" as you like to call them didn't band together as a people to attack your country, only a group of zealots did. Now go fuck your mother like a good redneck"
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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