10: Even something as insignificant as a rubber band cannot escape the wrath of sherman the masked foiler.
11: I left the pink fuzzy stuff out as some sort of lame civil disobediance or some shit... I dont know I'm a Rec major not a philosophy or art major, I don't think about this crap.
12: He looks confused for some reason maybe I asked him a really difficult question! HAHAHA! actually he just has a neck disease and I feel bad for implying he was stupid instead of just some mutated freak
13: Shit yea, Sherman's drawers on the desk are done and it is lookin mighty fine. he wrapped a lot of pencils individually and then wrapped them together.
Sherman decides to go home and i go driving arround on the freeway in a drunken haze.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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