18: oh I guess that's what he did. No wait i did that too. I bet drinking out of those shot glasses is fun because people will think you are drinking metal
19: this is a tea set. basically you're supposed to oo and ahh and my foil wrapping dedication and skill.
We all three pass out naked on the floor after writhing arround in the foil, letting it massage our soft lotion covered bodies.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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