18: oh I guess that's what he did. No wait i did that too. I bet drinking out of those shot glasses is fun because people will think you are drinking metal
19: this is a tea set. basically you're supposed to oo and ahh and my foil wrapping dedication and skill.
We all three pass out naked on the floor after writhing arround in the foil, letting it massage our soft lotion covered bodies.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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