18: oh I guess that's what he did. No wait i did that too. I bet drinking out of those shot glasses is fun because people will think you are drinking metal
19: this is a tea set. basically you're supposed to oo and ahh and my foil wrapping dedication and skill.
We all three pass out naked on the floor after writhing arround in the foil, letting it massage our soft lotion covered bodies.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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