ArtFoundry87 assembled The Noah's Ark, featuring two of every animal to be found in the Burger Kingdom.
BulletRiddled bravely ordered a Noah's Ark, and it was his for only $16.89! But it didn't quite look like the image...
...especially not in unflattering lighting.
Try as he might, BulletRiddled could not complete the stacked-carcass behemoth...
...and the leftovers weren't exactly appetizing enough to inspire him to complete it at another time.
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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