ArtFoundry87 assembled The Noah's Ark, featuring two of every animal to be found in the Burger Kingdom.
BulletRiddled bravely ordered a Noah's Ark, and it was his for only $16.89! But it didn't quite look like the image...
...especially not in unflattering lighting.
Try as he might, BulletRiddled could not complete the stacked-carcass behemoth...
...and the leftovers weren't exactly appetizing enough to inspire him to complete it at another time.
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All Six Uses For The Human Hands
We use the hands to shred PHONE BILL. We know not where PHONE BILL originated, nor do we know what it means. These are matters of some philosophical debate. Some say the entire subject is out of our hands.
Our Madre service will disrupt the way momming is done
Our Madre app will commodifying momming and connect Madres with our users.
There's More Bad Destiny 2 Merchandise Than Good Destiny 2 Content
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
Magician's Suit at the Dry Cleaners!
"Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No? Is this your card? No?"
Awkward Apocalypse Moments!
I hate when it's apocalypse and relatable awkward shit happens to me... fuck...
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