ArtFoundry87 assembled The Noah's Ark, featuring two of every animal to be found in the Burger Kingdom.


BulletRiddled bravely ordered a Noah's Ark, and it was his for only $16.89! But it didn't quite look like the image...


...especially not in unflattering lighting.


Try as he might, BulletRiddled could not complete the stacked-carcass behemoth...


...and the leftovers weren't exactly appetizing enough to inspire him to complete it at another time.

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