BulletRiddled documented his journey into the realm of profound gastric distress with a video, also available with patriotic soundtracks.

ultimateforce paid tribute to BulletRiddled's harrowing experience and its lingering aftermath with this illustration.

At the time of this update's publication, BulletRiddled was said to be "alive." The Noah's Ark burger is presumed to be largely consumed yet still malicious, having clogged the tiny arteries of countless waste-yard scavengers.

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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