Grandpas a Racist: George Lucas + naked mole rat + balloon
HopWallace: Willem Dafoe + Komodo Dragon + Phone = The Willem Komodafone
spleen merchant: Can someone pleeeeaaase do Katy Perry, an axolotl and a 1982 Toyota Corona? It is of utmost importance.
BeefThief: Jennifer Love Hewitt, aardvark, wheel of cheese please.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.