Grandpas a Racist: George Lucas + naked mole rat + balloon
HopWallace: Willem Dafoe + Komodo Dragon + Phone = The Willem Komodafone
spleen merchant: Can someone pleeeeaaase do Katy Perry, an axolotl and a 1982 Toyota Corona? It is of utmost importance.
BeefThief: Jennifer Love Hewitt, aardvark, wheel of cheese please.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.