Grandpas a Racist: George Lucas + naked mole rat + balloon
HopWallace: Willem Dafoe + Komodo Dragon + Phone = The Willem Komodafone
spleen merchant: Can someone pleeeeaaase do Katy Perry, an axolotl and a 1982 Toyota Corona? It is of utmost importance.
BeefThief: Jennifer Love Hewitt, aardvark, wheel of cheese please.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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