Filthy Haiku: Requesting John McCain + One of those water running lizards + Nerf Gun please.
Big Ol Billy
funkybottoms: Ghostface Killah, a frilled lizard, and the Starship Enterprise
Genetic Waste: The Raekwon Frillaprize.
Elijya: Carl Sagan + Blue Whale + Dandelion
Pablo Bluth: Gordon Brown, Cymothoa exigua and candy canes.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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