Filthy Haiku: Requesting John McCain + One of those water running lizards + Nerf Gun please.

Big Ol Billy

funkybottoms: Ghostface Killah, a frilled lizard, and the Starship Enterprise

Genetic Waste: The Raekwon Frillaprize.

Elijya: Carl Sagan + Blue Whale + Dandelion

R.S. Gumby

Pablo Bluth: Gordon Brown, Cymothoa exigua and candy canes.


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