HelmutVonSchmeller:Jack Lemmon + jackal + lemon. Please, for the love of God.

red_blip


Chichevache: Marilyn Manson+Bunny Rabbit(Preferably a cute one)+An article of clothing

ruggala


LazyDivey: Sarah Michelle Gellar + Vampire Bat + V8 Juice

R.S. Gumby


Pip: Rosie O'Donnell, porpoise, anal beads.

ruggala

Badly Jester: Mickey Rourke, fluffernutter, hedgehog.

ruggala


More Comedy Goldmine

This Week on Something Awful...

Copyright ©2014 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.