HelmutVonSchmeller:Jack Lemmon + jackal + lemon. Please, for the love of God.


Chichevache: Marilyn Manson+Bunny Rabbit(Preferably a cute one)+An article of clothing


LazyDivey: Sarah Michelle Gellar + Vampire Bat + V8 Juice

R.S. Gumby

Pip: Rosie O'Donnell, porpoise, anal beads.


Badly Jester: Mickey Rourke, fluffernutter, hedgehog.


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