HelmutVonSchmeller:Jack Lemmon + jackal + lemon. Please, for the love of God.

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Chichevache: Marilyn Manson+Bunny Rabbit(Preferably a cute one)+An article of clothing

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LazyDivey: Sarah Michelle Gellar + Vampire Bat + V8 Juice

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Pip: Rosie O'Donnell, porpoise, anal beads.

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Badly Jester: Mickey Rourke, fluffernutter, hedgehog.

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