Tampax: Steven Segal + Giraffe + Helicopter

Big Ol Billy

Velvet Sparrow: Chicken + Cyborg Lasers + Colonel Sanders


Yarn! : peter dinklidge+ a longhorn bull+ a catapult. pretty please

R.S. Gumby

ruggala: Gary Busey+Aardvark+Xylophone

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

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