> Open beer, enter rainbow archway to the most fabulous gay bar in the wasteland
> walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
pathetic little tramp
> eat the body of christ to gain his power
> As Black Jesus use the power of transubstantiation to summon Gay Black Hitler
> fuse with Black hitler to produce the ultimate Socialist
> Grind up and snort Christ's bones, splitting the dust between you and Gay Black Hitler.
plain blue jacket
> Officiate gay marriage between famine and Homosex with gay hitler as the best man
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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