> Open beer, enter rainbow archway to the most fabulous gay bar in the wasteland
> walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
pathetic little tramp
> eat the body of christ to gain his power
> As Black Jesus use the power of transubstantiation to summon Gay Black Hitler
> fuse with Black hitler to produce the ultimate Socialist
> Grind up and snort Christ's bones, splitting the dust between you and Gay Black Hitler.
plain blue jacket
> Officiate gay marriage between famine and Homosex with gay hitler as the best man
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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