> Open beer, enter rainbow archway to the most fabulous gay bar in the wasteland
> walk into the club like 'what up I got a big cock'.
pathetic little tramp
> eat the body of christ to gain his power
> As Black Jesus use the power of transubstantiation to summon Gay Black Hitler
> fuse with Black hitler to produce the ultimate Socialist
> Grind up and snort Christ's bones, splitting the dust between you and Gay Black Hitler.
plain blue jacket
> Officiate gay marriage between famine and Homosex with gay hitler as the best man
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
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