> ask the old man how to summon the deceiver.
> use that fire trick to burn the vines holding the staff
> Grab the staff, get the fuck out of there.
> hide staff in anus
Tea Party Crasher
> wrap staff in the human skin
> go east
cock hero flux
> using vines bind the corpses together into a giant flesh/plant golem
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