I would LOVE to show you more drawings, but my religion unfortunately forbids it. However, there is still a lot more ground to cover when it comes to illustrating the worst of humanity, so keep checking the Comedy Goldmine to find the rest of the drawings. A huge thanks this week to the forum Goons who weren't afraid to pick up a pen to show us some hideous results. If you've got a wild unyielding desire to see where these images came from, check out zee is zae's bodacious thread here. Come back next Tuesday and visit me for more treats from the delicious bowl of soup that is the Comedy Goldmine (any soup that is actually flavored with gold is most likely poisonous and if you eat too much you will most likely die, please don't take this metaphor literally this is extremely important).
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.