I would LOVE to show you more drawings, but my religion unfortunately forbids it. However, there is still a lot more ground to cover when it comes to illustrating the worst of humanity, so keep checking the Comedy Goldmine to find the rest of the drawings. A huge thanks this week to the forum Goons who weren't afraid to pick up a pen to show us some hideous results. If you've got a wild unyielding desire to see where these images came from, check out zee is zae's bodacious thread here. Come back next Tuesday and visit me for more treats from the delicious bowl of soup that is the Comedy Goldmine (any soup that is actually flavored with gold is most likely poisonous and if you eat too much you will most likely die, please don't take this metaphor literally this is extremely important).
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.