I would LOVE to show you more drawings, but my religion unfortunately forbids it. However, there is still a lot more ground to cover when it comes to illustrating the worst of humanity, so keep checking the Comedy Goldmine to find the rest of the drawings. A huge thanks this week to the forum Goons who weren't afraid to pick up a pen to show us some hideous results. If you've got a wild unyielding desire to see where these images came from, check out zee is zae's bodacious thread here. Come back next Tuesday and visit me for more treats from the delicious bowl of soup that is the Comedy Goldmine (any soup that is actually flavored with gold is most likely poisonous and if you eat too much you will most likely die, please don't take this metaphor literally this is extremely important).
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.