flyboi: Steve is it true that you won't let your kids use google? Don't you know there's a wealth of information and you're allowing your children to use bing which is much easier to find adult content on.
SB: You're goddamn right it's easy to find adult content on. Heh.
ACID POLICE: Dear Mr. Ballmer: why do you hate the command line?
SB: Cause, what the fucks the point of all those words? DIR? Yeah, DIR, I don't get it. That's the sound a fucking retard makes. DIR.
MajorB: Steve, while everyone was losing money in the dot-com crash, what were you doing?
SB: Ever hear of "amphetamine psychosis"?
Well, don't... uh, don't look it up.
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