Cyne: you secretly use and love macintosh os x 10.6 "snow leopard" don't you?
SB: What, bitch? I AM NOT INVOLVED IN ANY KIND OF FAGGOTRY. TAKE IT BACK.
One more comment like that and I will smack your face off of your face. Got it?
Jo: Steve, rumor has it that on your birthday you select one lucky child to be hurled into the sun. Confirm/Deny
SB: Who told you that? Was it Paul?
He's just jealous.
Model M: I want a new MP3 player. Currently, I have an iPod but am debating between the Zune HD and the new Android-baesd Archos PMP. What should I get?
SB: What's to debate? You can either get the Zune HD, a sparkling bastion of American technology... or something made by communists, in communist China. You do have an iPod though... what are you, some kind of half-faggot, half-socialist? Prove me wrong.
Get the Zune.
Sniep: Steve bot, what is the saddest thing?
SB: Fat chicks. Huge.
The valor pigs have been looking over your uniform and trying to find fault. Time to show them how army is done!
Video games make it socially acceptable to point at Jane
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