May I posit that the research at Cambridge was obviously incomplete, in particular regarding this statement:

I find personally that, this is the most extreme form observed:


Very imformative, OP, but I think you're missing the real issue here.

Pope Mobile

Too simple. I feel like it needs a white, middle-aged, balding guy explaining it to an elderly woman. That way I'm not confused.

Stottie Kyek

The "Debt" isn't big enough. At first I thought it was an elephant shrew, signifying the Republican party or something.


One of Shakespeare's lesser-known characters, MerSHREWtio:

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