You can call me Sparkles!

As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!

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• I got issues, man.
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• Silver Surfer: Parable - NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER
• NHL GDT 5/18 - Old things like Detroit/Chicago, dulcet tones of Bob Cole
• Rising Storm - There ain't no fucking dragons here