[CHACHA.COM] get people to help you search for crap that doesn't exist
Hug Therapist posted:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: BryanT
BryanT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hi bryant
BryanT: cute pictures of waht or whom?
You: i'm not looking for cute pictures
You: what do you mean?
BryanT: I'm sorry, that is what it says in the topic line
BryanT: what can I help you find?
You: i don't say the word "cute" ever bryan are you trying to say that i bat for the other team or something. are you trying to say that you hold the key to a gateway to another world? because i can tell you one thing, brother, i don't want your key, or your world, or your baseball metaphors
BryanT: o...k..
BryanT: backing away slowly
BryanT: hands by my side'
You: get back here you little shi.t!
BryanT: concerned look turs to fear
BryanT: teeth chatter, knees knock
You: i raise my hands high above my head and begin to turn super-saiyan
You: my hair turns yellow and a powerful glow forms around me!!!
You: you cannot escape bryant!!!!
You: HAAAAAHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
You: HHHHHHAHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNN
BryanT: a wet stain below the waistline forms
You: VEGETA HAHHHHHHHNNNNNNN
BryanT: a force shield forms
BryanT: no
BryanT: what is it?
You: HAHHNN????????
BryanT: he called his big brother
BryanT: uh ohh
You: WHAT IS THIS!!!!!!!!!!
BryanT: I don't know
You: TWO AT ONCE BIG DEAL!!!!!!!
BryanT: what is it
You: POWER PUNCH
You: POWER PUNCH
You: POWER PUNCH
You: POWER KICK
You: POWER PUNCH MAYUMI
BryanT: have you ever seen next of kin?
You: HAHHHHNNNNN
BryanT: and they come from out of the woodworks
You: BRYAN HAHHHHNNNNN
You: HAHHHHHNNNNNNNNNN
BryanT: and a big booming voice proclaims.............
BryanT: ENOUGH!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BryanT: Can I find anything else for you?
You: HAHHHHHHHHHNNN ???
BryanT: Thanks for searching ChaCha!
BryanT: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
Stoat Box posted:
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CoreyT
CoreyT: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: CoreyT may I call you Corey
CoreyT: Sure. What kind of something can I help you find?
You: Well CoreyT did you ever see that show "Family Guy"
CoreyT: Sure have
You: Have you seen the episode where there's a cutaway to an obscure B list celebrity used as a reference starting with "that time when"
You: like "lois remember the time when..." then something unrelated to the plot happens
CoreyT: not sure if I've seen that specific one or not... but I can see if I can find information on it
You: No that's fine
You: What I hope you could search for me
You: Is if there is a two word anagram of FAMILY GUY which also contains the letter D
CoreyT: I would imagine that there's not, seeing as there isn't a D in either word
You: Oh, ok.
You: In that case could you help me find a guide to making better analogies
You: I tried using Google but that was like eating chicken without a fork; messy!
You: take your time I find guides who rush as useful as a man selling hats who doesn't accept AMEX; useless!
You: Are you there Core?
CoreyT: sure am, did you get the two links I just put up?
You: I did, they were like Orlando Bloom's acting in Pirates Of The Carribean 2; suprisingly impressive!
You: There's something else I want to search for
CoreyT: okay
You: oh nevermind I found it.
You: how good are you at analogies?
CoreyT: I'm like a person who is good at analogies. That is to say, I'm good with analogies. How's that?
You: jesus man read the sites you just sent me i mean come on
You: holy crap lois
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
