Help me get to work, Part 1
Buzkashi posted:
Flattery is your only way out of this. "Nice ass", and quickly.
Bajee posted:
You might want to arm yourself at the same time though, just in case.
IronSpatula posted:
Careful. Research shows that this human is in possession of a "brief case," a storage device that can easily be converted into a weapon.
Human has fled while shouting "monster". It has dropped a "brief case".
The human club is quite powerful.
noslliJ posted:
Well done, disarm your weapon again and pick up this..."brief case" its contents may help you later.
"Brief case" obtained.
Warning! Large metallic vehicle has approached and opened its doors. I am going inside.
I have entered the large metallic vehicle and it is moving at a high rate of speed in the direction of "downtown".
Microwave posted:
Perform a dance on the pole.
Dancing commenced.
ejay posted:
take that communication device from the human and use it to contact microsoft.
"Come in Microsoft."
"Jerry? Is that you?"
How do I reply?
