MSpaint cartoon characters dealing with serious, frightening issues, Part I
MokBa makes the obvious leap from "Dear Journal" to emo Doug and his myspace.

Do you think that Jynx would be impressed with my Boulderbadge, Aqua_by_Jandy?

Going Underground's Mickey will soon find out just how small a world it really is.

Hammu-rob-i's Cathy can no longer think of herself as "curvy".

Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks this ain't, Jerusalem.

On the bright side, jzmz, Geppetto later saved the ashes in a urn above his fireplace.

