I'm a VERY angry mouse
simplefish
May I posit that the research at Cambridge was obviously incomplete, in particular regarding this statement:

I find personally that, this is the most extreme form observed:

SUPERFINE CONCUBINE
Very imformative, OP, but I think you're missing the real issue here.

Pope Mobile
Too simple. I feel like it needs a white, middle-aged, balding guy explaining it to an elderly woman. That way I'm not confused.
Stottie Kyek
The "Debt" isn't big enough. At first I thought it was an elephant shrew, signifying the Republican party or something.
simplefish
One of Shakespeare's lesser-known characters, MerSHREWtio:

