Cow Heads!
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How did this theme get started? Was it a weird fetish? No, nothing like that. But NAG (pictured) had his reasons.

You're sick, Capt. Spring Types. Sick, sick, sick!

"Iron Cow." That's kind of catchy, C-Minn. It's got a nice ring to it.

The curtains flew, then lagomorph appeared, saying "don't fear the butcher."

ixpfah reveals what happened when the Reaper paid a visit to Jeff Goldblum's laboratory with a burger in hand.


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