ProfessorChaos feeds on the screams of the mutants he's creating.
So one of those dairy council creeps got to you too, huh, occamsmonkey?
After drinking his namesake, 2Pint starts seeing everyone as part of one big masked ball. Great party, isn't it?
apsouthern's image is about as funny as a screen door on a battleship.
dpack_1 vows to protect the Milkman at all costs, and to eliminate all who threaten to reveal his secret objective.