SlightButSteady has some unorthodox and controversial ideas about how to turn a naive lad into a "real boy."
Pinocchio's chance cameo grew into a starring role in ElectricSheep's sequel Oh Yeah, Lie to Me, Baby! Lie to Me!
Jenyens sleeps roughly 20 hours a day, then, thusly rested, spends his waking time synchronizing life's sorrows.
Fans of the previous image should definitely check out duckfarts' surprisingly good direct-to-video follow-up.