Chatroomlies and Bulletine Board of the Farts
Weekend Web:

Chatroomlies
"Hey, you know that guy from the Internet who said he had a dungeon in his house and could light matches on his stomach stubble and always wore leather and said we should go for a ride on his motorcycle and then go back to his place to watch some home movies of clowns crying at parties? HE WAS WEIRD!"
If being fat were a crime both the prison system and the Internet would grind to a halt.

Sounds like Chad left them hanging!!!
I want to die

THANKS FOR THE TIPS, COMPUPIMP!! I'll never forget you!

This is like that movie Weird Science except there's no science.

Don't hate on a woman just because she has a freeway for a crotch.


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