PETA2, MTV, and Fleshlight
Hair salons? More like MURDERHOUSES.
You tell 'em, "ting."
If there's anything more hilariously pitiful than a person crying and talking to a hamburger I haven't thought of it within the last couple minutes.
He may be a master of GTA but he's sure got a long way to go in the comeback department.
I like ducks but only as a friend.