Zack: Almost as ubiquitous as the boobs, and often sharing the image: sexual menace.
Steve: Maybe they're just at a horror-themed nightclub and he is just trying to pick her up. I bet you didn't consider that, did you?
Zack: "Girl, was your dad a druid? Cuz I want the planets to align so I can sacrifice you to my bog god in a wicker man."
Steve: Why don't you come back to my place and we can put on hitchhiker faces and chase each other around my tunnels.
Zack: "Girrrl, I saw you lookin' at my sword. You like these runes? This one is the rune for silk sheets and this one stands for Audi."
Steve: Ignore the vultures. They came with my lair.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.