Zack: Almost as ubiquitous as the boobs, and often sharing the image: sexual menace.

Steve: Maybe they're just at a horror-themed nightclub and he is just trying to pick her up. I bet you didn't consider that, did you?

Zack: "Girl, was your dad a druid? Cuz I want the planets to align so I can sacrifice you to my bog god in a wicker man."

Steve: Why don't you come back to my place and we can put on hitchhiker faces and chase each other around my tunnels.

Zack: "Girrrl, I saw you lookin' at my sword. You like these runes? This one is the rune for silk sheets and this one stands for Audi."

Steve: Ignore the vultures. They came with my lair.

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