Zack: I think I saw this on a jazz album cover.
Steve: At a certain point I feel like Craig should go ahead and create stats for the Dungeon Master.
Zack: An overweight man in a Homestuck sweatshirt peers at you over the screen from Vampire that he uses to hide his dice rolls. A cold chill burns up your balls as you see him lift his balding head from behind the screen. He lets out a primordial cry of rage and begins to roll initiative for a creature that is like way too powerful for you guys.Steve: Luckily, Craig provided adventure ideas for how to use this thing in your game.
Zack: Do you still believe that Craig is a force for good?
Steve: I stand by the fact that he has some good ideas. And he is a man after my own heart.
Steve: But maybe tone it down a little bit with the giant numbers. People will think you have an illness.
|Zack is the author of the new short story collection Wages: Future Tales of a Hired Gun, a blood-soaked satire of private military contracting. He is also the author of the genre-hopping novel Liminal States, soon to be available as an audiobook. You can find out more about Zack's latest projects and special offers on his Facebook page.|
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.