Zack: Hey, bro, I think your brain is sick or something.

Steve: Alright, now who left the door open on the Far Place?

Zack: Dimensional bleeding and tears? Sounds like somebody needs a pelvic mesh.

Steve: Disembodied space brains serving a proto-god sounds like a pretty wicked band name to me.

Zack: "Thank you for coming out everybody! We are Limbus and the World Flayers!" *starts playing '80s inspired electro music from a MacBook*

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