Zack: Hey, bro, I think your brain is sick or something.
Steve: Alright, now who left the door open on the Far Place?
Zack: Dimensional bleeding and tears? Sounds like somebody needs a pelvic mesh.
Steve: Disembodied space brains serving a proto-god sounds like a pretty wicked band name to me.
Zack: "Thank you for coming out everybody! We are Limbus and the World Flayers!" *starts playing '80s inspired electro music from a MacBook*
With all these great tats, it's safe to say I'm the most unique person on earth. Which sounds great, until you realize how lonely it is.
FULLY SPOTTED DOG - My attempts to remove the spots from a Dalmatian completely backfired, and now I have a useless dog that is all spots and nothing else.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.