Zack: Hey, bro, I think your brain is sick or something.
Steve: Alright, now who left the door open on the Far Place?
Zack: Dimensional bleeding and tears? Sounds like somebody needs a pelvic mesh.
Steve: Disembodied space brains serving a proto-god sounds like a pretty wicked band name to me.
Zack: "Thank you for coming out everybody! We are Limbus and the World Flayers!" *starts playing '80s inspired electro music from a MacBook*
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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