Zack: Hey, bro, I think your brain is sick or something.
Steve: Alright, now who left the door open on the Far Place?
Zack: Dimensional bleeding and tears? Sounds like somebody needs a pelvic mesh.
Steve: Disembodied space brains serving a proto-god sounds like a pretty wicked band name to me.
Zack: "Thank you for coming out everybody! We are Limbus and the World Flayers!" *starts playing '80s inspired electro music from a MacBook*
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.