Zack: A primordial dragon with stars on it is flying through space blowing your puny mind. You can't believe how real and cool this dragon is. Then it sends chills all over your body and inside your mouth because, guess what: two heads. Both ends are heads with four eyes. And it howls in space rage and serpentines at you and it is as big as a giant spaceship.
Steve: Okay, like, it's sort of cool, but my main concern is that we're going with a dragon from when dimensions were being created and that's the lesser of the two new dragons. What could possibly top this?Zack: I think we're about to find out.
The fifth phase of the week is upon us. Shops close, bars open, and we are free from the Bosses once more. But They Who Were Before Time await our tribute...
Hungry? Try looking around for a little something called ASTRONAUT FOOD. Or you can hold out until you get to Pluto and look for some berries... if you want to starve to death!
We'd like to thank Mr. Elba for taking the time to make this possible.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.