Zack: A primordial dragon with stars on it is flying through space blowing your puny mind. You can't believe how real and cool this dragon is. Then it sends chills all over your body and inside your mouth because, guess what: two heads. Both ends are heads with four eyes. And it howls in space rage and serpentines at you and it is as big as a giant spaceship.
Steve: Okay, like, it's sort of cool, but my main concern is that we're going with a dragon from when dimensions were being created and that's the lesser of the two new dragons. What could possibly top this?Zack: I think we're about to find out.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.