Zack: Yeah, alright.
Steve: I feel like this one might be a misfire.
Zack: You see a beefy dingus with a bunch of legs on his head. Looks like somebody went to town on him with a marker. He's running around on skulls. A dark boner pops in your pants as you see his axe. It is really on fire. Wow. His head legs start kicking around in a gruesome dance. A chill goes up your butt as his evil eyes look into you evilly. He makes a fearsome sound like somebody hooting on a jug.
Steve: Broon, Syzygy, 34, broon, hut, hut.
Natural and supernatural horrors mount on an expedition to an island music festival for the wealthy.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.