Zack: Yeah, alright.
Steve: I feel like this one might be a misfire.
Zack: You see a beefy dingus with a bunch of legs on his head. Looks like somebody went to town on him with a marker. He's running around on skulls. A dark boner pops in your pants as you see his axe. It is really on fire. Wow. His head legs start kicking around in a gruesome dance. A chill goes up your butt as his evil eyes look into you evilly. He makes a fearsome sound like somebody hooting on a jug.
Steve: Broon, Syzygy, 34, broon, hut, hut.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.