Steve: Heck yeah. This dude owns.
Zack: Inquisitor Takeiteazee Mann and his psy-channeling panama hat wants some answers!
Steve: "Who put this graffiti about the Emperor's weiner on my hoverbike? Who did it?"
Zack: "Are you going to tell me or do I have to call your parents in here and ask them!?"
Steve: It's awesome thinking about some British dude drawing this picture and thinking, "Yeah, this is awesome. This is cool as hell. Check out what I just drew guys. Come look at this cool picture."
Zack: "This is even better than the bee guys and the fatmarine! Congratulations. I love it. But maybe add a Yin-Yang symbol and give him breadier feet."
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.