Steve: Heck yeah. This dude owns.
Zack: Inquisitor Takeiteazee Mann and his psy-channeling panama hat wants some answers!
Steve: "Who put this graffiti about the Emperor's weiner on my hoverbike? Who did it?"
Zack: "Are you going to tell me or do I have to call your parents in here and ask them!?"
Steve: It's awesome thinking about some British dude drawing this picture and thinking, "Yeah, this is awesome. This is cool as hell. Check out what I just drew guys. Come look at this cool picture."
Zack: "This is even better than the bee guys and the fatmarine! Congratulations. I love it. But maybe add a Yin-Yang symbol and give him breadier feet."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.