Steve: Heck yeah. This dude owns.
Zack: Inquisitor Takeiteazee Mann and his psy-channeling panama hat wants some answers!
Steve: "Who put this graffiti about the Emperor's weiner on my hoverbike? Who did it?"
Zack: "Are you going to tell me or do I have to call your parents in here and ask them!?"
Steve: It's awesome thinking about some British dude drawing this picture and thinking, "Yeah, this is awesome. This is cool as hell. Check out what I just drew guys. Come look at this cool picture."
Zack: "This is even better than the bee guys and the fatmarine! Congratulations. I love it. But maybe add a Yin-Yang symbol and give him breadier feet."
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.