Zack: Squats are probably the most famous of the lost races. Here you can see one of the many reasons why.
Steve: What, was "being awesome as hell" one of the reasons why they got rid of them? Look at how cool those dudes are. They even gave them a color picture they were so badass.
Zack: Being a little fat dwarf is a disability.
Steve: That's racist. Or sub-racist. I don't know what to call it.
Zack: Defend the Squats at your own peril dude. Rogue Trader is littered with pictures of them holding hoverboards and looking like doofuses.
Steve: Are you kidding me? I want to visit the Slam Sector now. Slam Sector is the coolest.
Zack: Believe it or not, they actually got less cool in later books. They were walking around in suits of armor that looked like they could not possibly walk.
Steve: You don't have to walk when you can strut.
Someone told TIME magazine about trolling and now we all just have to deal with it.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.