Zack: Squats are probably the most famous of the lost races. Here you can see one of the many reasons why.
Steve: What, was "being awesome as hell" one of the reasons why they got rid of them? Look at how cool those dudes are. They even gave them a color picture they were so badass.
Zack: Being a little fat dwarf is a disability.
Steve: That's racist. Or sub-racist. I don't know what to call it.
Zack: Defend the Squats at your own peril dude. Rogue Trader is littered with pictures of them holding hoverboards and looking like doofuses.
Steve: Are you kidding me? I want to visit the Slam Sector now. Slam Sector is the coolest.
Zack: Believe it or not, they actually got less cool in later books. They were walking around in suits of armor that looked like they could not possibly walk.
Steve: You don't have to walk when you can strut.
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.