From: Kiarol Miguel
Subject: Flash help.

Jeff K,

Hello, before I start off, I would just like to say; you own me. I am an avid reviewer of your site, and every time I crack up at something listed or reviewed as the case may be. I was mainly wondering, how did you compose 'Lunix'? I have for a long time wanted to learn Flash. However, I have never really had the time to delve into it too much, and by no means am I an artist. Perhaps you could shed some light? (Also, I think you should make that available for download. Seriously funny my man. Seriously...) Well, hope you can help and thanks in advance.

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I dont want too review Team Arena for Quaek 3 so shut up and I wont! Instead I will write about Cornalia who si a FEMALE GAMMER and she dose play games for PLANETQUAEK!!!


Cornelai si a famous female gammer!

SHES REPRESTENTING GAMESPY INDUSTRIES witch is run by Mark Surface and his name si "Bastard" because thats what Paul Steed called him when Mark pretended he was Paul Steves girlfrend and Paul found out on IRQ!!! it was a SHAM and bastard said, "OH WELL, tiem too make Gammespy Arcade!" becuase he wanted more money becuase nobodey evar goes to Planatblood anymore becuase all teh updates are "JASON HALL IS A FAGOT" these days.

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