From: Kiarol Miguel
Subject: Flash help.

Jeff K,

Hello, before I start off, I would just like to say; you own me. I am an avid reviewer of your site, and every time I crack up at something listed or reviewed as the case may be. I was mainly wondering, how did you compose 'Lunix'? I have for a long time wanted to learn Flash. However, I have never really had the time to delve into it too much, and by no means am I an artist. Perhaps you could shed some light? (Also, I think you should make that available for download. Seriously funny my man. Seriously...) Well, hope you can help and thanks in advance.

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