So what can WE do to help clean up the world? Here's some simple and easy steps children of all ages can do to make sure that you don't find bales of asphyxiated babies on your doorstep in the following months:
Well, that's the end of today's exciting comic! Make sure to check by my nest often! I hope you had a fun time!
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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