So what can WE do to help clean up the world? Here's some simple and easy steps children of all ages can do to make sure that you don't find bales of asphyxiated babies on your doorstep in the following months:
Well, that's the end of today's exciting comic! Make sure to check by my nest often! I hope you had a fun time!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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