So what can WE do to help clean up the world? Here's some simple and easy steps children of all ages can do to make sure that you don't find bales of asphyxiated babies on your doorstep in the following months:
Well, that's the end of today's exciting comic! Make sure to check by my nest often! I hope you had a fun time!
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