The asteroid was packed full of life-creating atoms and molecules which gave Mother Earth her second chance. Hopefully mankind will have learned its lesson and won't repeat their past mistakes!
There are plenty of new creatures on the Earth now thanks to that comet, although some are obviously more worthless than others.
Poor little Jill. She obviously hasn't been an Eco-Hero for very long!
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
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