The asteroid was packed full of life-creating atoms and molecules which gave Mother Earth her second chance. Hopefully mankind will have learned its lesson and won't repeat their past mistakes!
There are plenty of new creatures on the Earth now thanks to that comet, although some are obviously more worthless than others.
Poor little Jill. She obviously hasn't been an Eco-Hero for very long!
At what point does your ruthless gnawing count as self-cannibalism?
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
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