The asteroid was packed full of life-creating atoms and molecules which gave Mother Earth her second chance. Hopefully mankind will have learned its lesson and won't repeat their past mistakes!
There are plenty of new creatures on the Earth now thanks to that comet, although some are obviously more worthless than others.
Poor little Jill. She obviously hasn't been an Eco-Hero for very long!
This tuna ain't working, bro, and this gross hot dog needs a one way trip to go live on your uncle's Flavor Farm.
These millennials have no idea how it feels to really work. They would never think about spending all day in the hot sun with their carapace baking and their dung drying out.
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