The asteroid was packed full of life-creating atoms and molecules which gave Mother Earth her second chance. Hopefully mankind will have learned its lesson and won't repeat their past mistakes!
There are plenty of new creatures on the Earth now thanks to that comet, although some are obviously more worthless than others.
Poor little Jill. She obviously hasn't been an Eco-Hero for very long!
Ariana Grande? No way! Here's a podcast that looks squarely at Ariana Grande and says, ‘No way!’
TECHNICALLY A DOG - I have expertly subdivided a horse to create what is, scientifically speaking, a dog. I have done this 10 times before and plan to keep doing it forever!!! $400. 555-2466
The water got bigger? my sand castle was destroyed and we had to move. Who did this?
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