The asteroid was packed full of life-creating atoms and molecules which gave Mother Earth her second chance. Hopefully mankind will have learned its lesson and won't repeat their past mistakes!
There are plenty of new creatures on the Earth now thanks to that comet, although some are obviously more worthless than others.
Poor little Jill. She obviously hasn't been an Eco-Hero for very long!
It's time to get a new TV. Your old one was made like two years ago, and so much has changed. You might as well be looking at a dinosaur's butthole. Why would you keep doing that, when you could be looking at a robot's butthole?
This libtard terminator keeps asking for guns that don't exist and I may have to close early out of frustration.
My game is funded. Now I know everything.
Sea of Thieves: Reduced the number of quest types from 3 to 2
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