After gouging on the poor beasts' internal organs, the evil cavemen would live inside the rotting corpses of the murdered baby dinosaurs.
The foolish cavemen, thinking they would never run out of life sustaining food, ended up all dying due to their reckless misuse of Mother Earth's precious gifts.
Mother Earth received a second chance shortly afterwards, as a meteorite flew towards her, hitting the Earth and causing what is known as the "Cretinous Period".
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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