After gouging on the poor beasts' internal organs, the evil cavemen would live inside the rotting corpses of the murdered baby dinosaurs.
The foolish cavemen, thinking they would never run out of life sustaining food, ended up all dying due to their reckless misuse of Mother Earth's precious gifts.
Mother Earth received a second chance shortly afterwards, as a meteorite flew towards her, hitting the Earth and causing what is known as the "Cretinous Period".
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