After gouging on the poor beasts' internal organs, the evil cavemen would live inside the rotting corpses of the murdered baby dinosaurs.
The foolish cavemen, thinking they would never run out of life sustaining food, ended up all dying due to their reckless misuse of Mother Earth's precious gifts.
Mother Earth received a second chance shortly afterwards, as a meteorite flew towards her, hitting the Earth and causing what is known as the "Cretinous Period".
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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