John "Quincy" Adams and the Native Americans lived at peace with each other and Mother Nature! They had found the perfect balance of science and Earth chemistry.
But this peace would soon be shattered by the marauding Nazis that were chasing them!
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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