John "Quincy" Adams and the Native Americans lived at peace with each other and Mother Nature! They had found the perfect balance of science and Earth chemistry.
But this peace would soon be shattered by the marauding Nazis that were chasing them!
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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