John "Quincy" Adams and the Native Americans lived at peace with each other and Mother Nature! They had found the perfect balance of science and Earth chemistry.
But this peace would soon be shattered by the marauding Nazis that were chasing them!
These sponges will make your hair WHITE and your teeth CURLY.
If you get these jokes, you KNOW you're smart!
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