John "Quincy" Adams and the Native Americans lived at peace with each other and Mother Nature! They had found the perfect balance of science and Earth chemistry.
But this peace would soon be shattered by the marauding Nazis that were chasing them!
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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