The oppressive English Nazis, who wouldn't stop until every pioneer had been beaten to a bloody pulp, never gave up!
Chester A. Garfield was one of the first Conservative "Fatcats" who's only interest was in destroying the Earth and spreading his cancerous plague of Nazi stormtroopers across the globe! Since then, all other conservatives have adopted his policy as well.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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