The oppressive English Nazis, who wouldn't stop until every pioneer had been beaten to a bloody pulp, never gave up!
Chester A. Garfield was one of the first Conservative "Fatcats" who's only interest was in destroying the Earth and spreading his cancerous plague of Nazi stormtroopers across the globe! Since then, all other conservatives have adopted his policy as well.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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