The oppressive English Nazis, who wouldn't stop until every pioneer had been beaten to a bloody pulp, never gave up!
Chester A. Garfield was one of the first Conservative "Fatcats" who's only interest was in destroying the Earth and spreading his cancerous plague of Nazi stormtroopers across the globe! Since then, all other conservatives have adopted his policy as well.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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