The oppressive English Nazis, who wouldn't stop until every pioneer had been beaten to a bloody pulp, never gave up!
Chester A. Garfield was one of the first Conservative "Fatcats" who's only interest was in destroying the Earth and spreading his cancerous plague of Nazi stormtroopers across the globe! Since then, all other conservatives have adopted his policy as well.
It is standard procedure for the White House to have a synthetic. But it sometimes malfunctions...
This VR game has become sentient and is killing us one by one. But is it art?
If you think Hitler was good, you've got another thing coming.
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