Abusing the defenseless elderly is one of the joys Police officers partake in! They're break your mother's hips if they think it might give them a "rush"!
Once again, Kitty isn't afraid to "tell it like it is." Please continue, Kitty the Talking Octopus!
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
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