Kid's Korner: The Problem With the Police!

Monday, Sep 25, 2000 by Kitty the Talking Octopus

Abusing the defenseless elderly is one of the joys Police officers partake in! They're break your mother's hips if they think it might give them a "rush"!

Once again, Kitty isn't afraid to "tell it like it is." Please continue, Kitty the Talking Octopus!

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