Abusing the defenseless elderly is one of the joys Police officers partake in! They're break your mother's hips if they think it might give them a "rush"!
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A Cowboy's Wild West Guide to Modern Gunfighting
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
The Bendyman Adventure!
We're gonna need to declare the entire Internet a crime scene.
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