Abusing the defenseless elderly is one of the joys Police officers partake in! They're break your mother's hips if they think it might give them a "rush"!
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Let's Get Way More Specific With Our Lists of the Top Rich People
Top 10 Billionaires in the World? Most Powerful People in Tech? We've seen lists just like these for decades now. Recent features like Best Billionaires Under 40 have attempted to shake things up by getting more specific, but they need to go even further.
I Cannot Continue to Review Mobile Games for a Network Funded by Vladimir Putin
RT mobile games reviewer Jeff Glukhov quits RT after being forced to give pro-Russian reviews to various iPhone and Android games.
300: Rise of an Empire; Mr. Peabody & Sherman; Nymphomaniac: Volume I; Repentance
Did anybody even want this sequel?
Merlin and the Book of Beasts
James Callis delivers easily the best-worst Merlin performance of the last 500 years.
Recaption New Yorker Cartoons!
These cartoons make a lot more sense now, thanks to these straight-shooting captions from the Goons!
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