Abusing the defenseless elderly is one of the joys Police officers partake in! They're break your mother's hips if they think it might give them a "rush"!
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Let's Agree to Disagree About Your "Keep Our Apartment Weird" Initiative
One roommate's art-fueled movement goes terribly wrong.
EXPLICIT Photos From My Stint As Emma Stone's Muse/Ghost Hunter
Emma Stone was the most paranoid person I had ever met. In private she wore a full suit of medieval armor at all times, visor down.
Awful Erotic Short Fiction!
Reading is good, in general, but sometimes it's just another way to put insane porn into your body.
The Art of WikiHow!
How to Enjoy this Article: 1) CLICK on the link 2) READ the intro (optional) 3)LAUGH at the artwork!
Mission Air
Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
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