Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
fall in! *takes hit from a bong hanging around his neck*
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Wtf are these weird things you people keep posting. are they a kind of pastry
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