9. When You're Carrying a Bunch of Stuff Open the Door With Your Hip
This only works if you don't have to turn the doorknob. You might want to do some practice runs and figure out the best approach for your door. Trust me, it will save you time in the long run to get it right now.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
There's a Brainiac. He's not THE Brainiac. However, he's one aspect of Brainiac. Or maybe there's supposed to be a different Brainiac in every universe and they're all cosmically connected, presumably via their brains. Either way, I think this particular Brainiac is the boss Brainiac.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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