9. When You're Carrying a Bunch of Stuff Open the Door With Your Hip
This only works if you don't have to turn the doorknob. You might want to do some practice runs and figure out the best approach for your door. Trust me, it will save you time in the long run to get it right now.
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Master is troll wizard, so's if he get angry he might cast spell up on my self and bite off my whole head in one chomp.
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Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
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