9. When You're Carrying a Bunch of Stuff Open the Door With Your Hip
This only works if you don't have to turn the doorknob. You might want to do some practice runs and figure out the best approach for your door. Trust me, it will save you time in the long run to get it right now.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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