9. When You're Carrying a Bunch of Stuff Open the Door With Your Hip
This only works if you don't have to turn the doorknob. You might want to do some practice runs and figure out the best approach for your door. Trust me, it will save you time in the long run to get it right now.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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