Buy, buy, buy.
Can't post that on the twitter board!
The façade must never slip,
Never show them that we kneel,
And all the rest.
Holiday $$$ short on cash,
Listen 2 us,
We'll tell you how...
I wanna blue ray.
1 for the bedroom.
Got 1 for the big screen already.
Crystal Skull is the best indy.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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