Buy, buy, buy.
Can't post that on the twitter board!
The façade must never slip,
Never show them that we kneel,
And all the rest.
Holiday $$$ short on cash,
Listen 2 us,
We'll tell you how...
I wanna blue ray.
1 for the bedroom.
Got 1 for the big screen already.
Crystal Skull is the best indy.
Tucker Carlson's idiot brother just called New York mayor Bill de Blasio's spokeswoman a "LabiaFace."
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
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