Buy, buy, buy.
Can't post that on the twitter board!
The façade must never slip,
Never show them that we kneel,
And all the rest.
Holiday $$$ short on cash,
Listen 2 us,
We'll tell you how...
I wanna blue ray.
1 for the bedroom.
Got 1 for the big screen already.
Crystal Skull is the best indy.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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