Buy, buy, buy.
Can't post that on the twitter board!
The façade must never slip,
Never show them that we kneel,
And all the rest.
Holiday $$$ short on cash,
Listen 2 us,
We'll tell you how...
I wanna blue ray.
1 for the bedroom.
Got 1 for the big screen already.
Crystal Skull is the best indy.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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